The Kids These Days!

[25 Nov 2008 | Tuesday] 

It's no secret that you're parents probably hate the music you're into. Hell, your grandparents probably hated your parents music and so on and so forth. With that in mind, I remember wondering, as a youth, where the hell music had left to go. I mean, I grew up on metal, gangster rap, and grunge. Trent Reznor wanted to fuck me like an animal; Dr Dre never hesitated to put a nigga on his back; and King Diamond... well who knew what the fuck they were screaming about, but whatever it was, it was probably pretty evil. So where did music have left to go? Could it get more controversial than Me So Horny? Well, I got my answer today... I have accepted that I am now officially old, because if this video is indicative of the shit kids are listening to, then I have to say it, "The kids these days! That's not music, it's just plain noise!" Also, their noise sucks my balls in hell. I have never wanted to kill anyone group of persons more in my life.