Sunday, February 7, 2010

Ten Bucks a Ticket Movie Reviews: Those Talladega Nights!!!


[05 Aug 2006 | Saturday] 



Okay, here we go boys and girls! I'm gonna keep this short and sweet cause there's just too much awesome for one review to contain....

Plot: Good 'ol boy who's destined to drive the fast cars.... well, does and crashes hard. He spirals into depression and self-imposed paralysis, then comes back to fight his arch-nemesis in a race to the.... well, it's to the finish. Laughter ensues at every turn. See it.

Characters: They're all awesome and come off as well rounded as Anchorman's did. Everyone has they're own place in this little tale, and that little detail is what makes these sort of movies memorable. See it.

Laughs: Lots of 'em involve the plot and main characters, but then when you least expect it they hit you in yer blind spot and drop out of left field. They're wild man, like gophers on crack and pcp.... mixed! It's all like prack gohhers... and they got guns... they're little guns, cause you know, gophers got little hands... but they're still guns and they'll fucking shoot you! Yeah.... See it.... if only for Molly Shannon passed out in the foreground during a serious conversation.

Conclusion: Let me just say this, buckaroo: when Ricky Bobby is at his lowest and questioning whether he should ever race again, he is motivated by a woman who's had a secret crush on his for ages.... while Journey plays in the background.... yeah, I said it.... Jour-fuckin-ney.... You know you gotta see this flick, so what the fuck are you doing just sittin' there lookin' at a computer screen for?! Go fuckin' see it already!

8.7/10
 Side Recommends: Anchorman

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