[06 Feb 2007 | Tuesday]
 | Category: Blogging So as many of you know, I've been doing the Master Cleanser for 37 days now. I'm so close to my goal I can taste it. That being said, I've never wanted food so bad inmy entire life. I'm damn sick of all this spicy lemonade crap and would kill for a fucking cheeseburger. I guess the logic applies to eating anything for 40 days straight: chicken and broccoli, chocolate sundaes, anything. You're going to get sick of it and want something different. In fact it got so bad that last night I had a dream that I cheated on my diet and ate some pizza. I can't explain the level of detail in the dream other than to say it was almost sexual the way I feasted on each slice. I licked my chops, savored every morsel, you get my drift. I've never thought that way about food... but at least I can say that maybe I've opened the door to a whole new fetish in my life. hahahaha Oh yeah and... drum roll please... As of Day 37... I have officially lost 36 lbs!! Only 4 left to go on my goal and 3 days to do it in! Look, I know it may not happen, but then again I never anticipated losing this much weight in this short a period of time. I can't wait to finish what I started and finally start living a normal life, I think I might even start carrying around a photo of myself from "before" just to remind people of where I came from. Okay that's all for now people. See ya around. |
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