[06 May 2005 | Friday]
 | For a loser, Bud Bundy sure got laid a lot! Shit, I only wish that I saw an eighth of his action... as long as it wasn't from that blow-up doll. What was her name again? ***Official nomination for Pimp of the Decade goes to... Grand Master B!! Noooo one does it betttt-er!*** Long have I dreamed of simply relocating to a new school, donning my black Raiders parka, backward baseball cap, and shades to tell all the ladies my tale of my misadventures on the mean streets and of the hard knock life... but I'm sure even if I did, the only response I'd receive would be, "That's great! Now get in line at the Financial Aid office like everyone else." |
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