[25 May 2005 | Wednesday]
 | So I'm driving home, actually listening to "gangsta" rap (Dr Dre The Chronic), when I see a Starbucks and start to jones for a frappuccino or whatever they're called. Something about the music, cruising in my new baby, the bass thump... I just felt like a guy... it was awesome! So anyway, a song I really don't like comes on as I'm ordering my frapp from the drive thru window and I cycle my cd's to an 80's one. I wait for a very long time and when the guy does hand me my tall (read: small) frapp with whipped cream and fudge (which I did not order mind you, but was pleasently suprised to get) I turn up a Go-Go's song I love. So I'm driving away, and realize, dude... there I was, drinking through a straw from my little girls frapp with whipped cream and fudge, basically blasting Belinda Carlisle... the guy must have thought I was REALLY gay. No, that's not me getting all homophobic or nothing, just another in a long line of gay misunderstandings. You know, like when people think you're gay just because you frequently make out with your male "pals". Just KIDDING!! Or am I? So anyway, I just want to know if you've got any REALLY gay moments in your life. Maybe you decided to step up the kink factor in your relationship and buy your girl a vibrator. You drive yourself to the local Sex-O-Rama shop and as you stand there in front of a shelf full of monster latex cocks, you think, Damn everyone in here must think I'm really gay. You might even feel the need to drop a line to the clerk about buying it for a girl, but she sees through your vain attempt at hiding your inner homo... okay, maybe I went a bit far with that one... just give me your moments... unless I'm the only one who has these.... |
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