Please, please stop this crap from going on!!

[24 Sep 2005 | Saturday] 

You've seen this kind of crappy bulletin before... and likely, you've reposted it with the intended header... for shame, just stop the madness and let this crap fester and die as it should.... -I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams -I'm the guy who will text you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because -I'm the guy who will blindfold you and take you to the beach, let you run your toes through the sand and then make you guess where we are -I'm the guy who will show up at your games (or competitions or meets) without you knowing just to surprise you -I'm the guy who will hold you while you're crying and wipe away your tears -I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup, in sweats, and a big t-shirt -I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you don't want to -I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well -I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead -I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell -I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk -I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night -I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more -I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room -I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling -I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with -I'm the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name -I'm the guy who picks you over his friends -I'm the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you -I'm the guy who isn't always trying to act like a hard ass around you -I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them -I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset -IM THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD Women, if this is your perfect guy, repost this with the title "I WANT THIS GUY" Guys, if this is you, repost this with the title "I'M THE GUY" OKAY OKAY OKAY!! ENOUGH ALREADY!!! This "Guy" (and I use that word loosely) doesn't and won't ever exist... and if he does he'll NEVER EVER EVER have sex with anything more substantial than the crease in his favorite pillow. "Men" (and I use that word loosely) like this don't exist, and it's because women do their best to stomp innocent inclinations like that out of them! So there! Fuck this crappy "fantasy" that women say they have! No one wants a guy this sticky sweet... unless your forty and already burned through your fair share of hunky studs and found that after too much using and abusing that you've been left out in the cold while everyone else got married. So guys... do you really want to be "this guy" in order to get that kinda girl???? Seriously, that is your future.... With all this crap on MySpace in spades, why don't we just stop kidding ourselves and get real... -I'm the girl who has never initiated a conversation with "We've got to talk...." -I'm the girl who's never said, "I've been talking to my friends, and...." -I'm the girl who has no problem with you sleeping whit anyone else you want, and would never say anything to the contrary. -I'm the girl who loves giving head... just can't get enough of it and wouldn't mind doing so while you're busy doing something involved like watching tv. -I'm the girl who loves your pot belly, the excessive hair on your back, and exclaims vehemently that your penis is by far the largest that's ever been inside me!! -I'm the girl that works to not only pay for half of every date, but also gives you money to buy video games, toys, collectibles, and covers your bar tab. -I'm the girl who never lets herself go after marriage. In fact, I realize that one must do what they did to get a man in order to keep them. -I'm the girl who maintains a menagerie of hot friends, whom all love threesomes, and especially threesomes with you! -I'm the girl who has never made you say, "I love you" or make kissy sounds while on the phone, especially when in public or in close proximity of friends that will ridicule you to no end. Guys, if this is your perfect girl, repost this with the title "I WANT THIS CHICK!" Women, if this is you, repost this with the title "I'M THE COOZE!" I know I could follow this with a whole laundry list of things guys fuck up on: Cheating, looking at other girls, not eating enough pussy, knowing exactly what's wrong when you say, "You know what's wrong!", and on and on... but I'm a dude, and I do that stuff, so why would I persecute myself haha... I'll leave the ball-stomping to my gf hehe (nervously), jk honey.... ... please someone, send help... put me out of my misery... please...