I need a weekend from my weekend

[27 May 2006 | Saturday] 

Dude, I did so much this weekend. I'm wrecked. Started out yesterday with being too lazy to walk since I had pulled an all nighter the day before. So I see Donovan and we go swimming, go see Chantal at Shogun about tattoos (I'm gonna get two and it's gonna be awesome!), we eat sushi, get ripped on Kirin and Sake. Drive drunk. Get Dorian from work. Go to Fry's. Buy Ram and the new Chappelle's Show Season 2. Go back to the twins house and basically watch two flicks while talking till about three in the morning. I know, in retrospect that seems like crap and you're asking yourself why I'm tired. Well, fuck you, that was a lot of driving. ahahaha So today, I get out (feeling guilty for not working out the night before) and walk 5 miles. I shower and go out to do a whole laundry list of errands, from getting a new buttons for my pants (the fly thing is gone and pants don't work if they don't stay up), to buying a new hat (oh yeah, that's what else we did yesterday, LOST a 30 dollar hat!), to getting shorts, returning some Ram because it was the wrong type and exchanging that for the right type, buying an mp3 player, looking for knee braces (because my knees aren't so hot from being big and a work related injury a long time ago) so I can walk without worry of destroying my joints, to going to the market and buying more crap. I did a lot! And I'm still going to a party later!! Will it never end?? I'm gonna be asleep at the tables tomorrow! It's sad ahahahahaha. What a tortured life I lead, huh? Anyway, this whole weekend has been too much fun. I've just had a ball. Being drunk was fun yesterday and I hope to be good and drunk tonight too. Remember, one of the keys to being a famous writer is getting hooked on something or other! Alcohol induced coma, here I come!