[16 Sep 2005 | Friday]
 | 1. Do you still know/talk to the person you lost your virginity to? Nope. She and I parted ways many moons ago and I haven't looked back since 2. What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons? Simple: pocket knife + 1000 plastic spoons = 1000 plastic sporks! 3.What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school? whatever was playing on somone else's radio or MC Hammer (I still remember the first time I saw the U Can't Touch This video! I was in awe, exclaming, "This guy is genuis!!") 4.What is the best thing about your current job? I get paid a lot of money to... well play a game, but that's not even the best thing! Let's just say that if someone were to make me angry at work... I essentially have the opportunity to get even in a BIG way! 5.Do you wish cell phone ettiquette was a required class upon purchasing one? Hell No!! It's so much more fun to watch people act like complete jackasses and be totally oblivious to that fact! 6.Are you against marriage? Oh yeah. 7. Why? My take on it is this: most people get married to declare their love in front of their family and most importantly their specific deity a la mode. Well, I'm into the family thing, but remove God from the equation and you essentially get two people in front of a Justice of the Piece (haha). I just don't see the point then. Add to that the fact that there are just no benefits for men in the thing. Consider alimony, child support, losing custody of their children, a 66% divorce rate in California, and you really don't have a pleasent situation that rewards a man for "following his heart". I believe in monogamy, mind you... it's just that marriage thing that's way fucked. 8. What's the most fucked up food combination you've come up with that's actually tasty? I'm the king of leftovers, so it had to be something like an enchilada and chow mein... hey you work with what's available 9. Have you been on a date in the past week? (or just slept with anyone?) both 10. If yes... how did it go, if no, why not? Quite well, I guess, though there seems to be something taxing around every corner... it's like eating your favorite meal and then getting punched in the gut 11. Where are you going on your next vacation? Japan is the next big one, but I'd definately like to go camping before then 12. Quote a song lyric, because I told you to! "and I don't believe in an interventionist God, but honey I know that you do" 13. Are most of the friends in your life new or old? mostly old 15. Do you own any furniture from Ikea? too much... at the time it seemed like a fantastic decision. They're good and all.... but damn... yeah, you know 16. Are you ashamed of having it? I don't have much, but fuck it, it serves it's purpose and isn't that what counts? 17. What do you wish someone would buy you? lipo suction to kill the rest of the weight I'm struggling to lose 18. What do you think of hipsters? what the hell are they? Like old dead heads or something, cause I could care less. Most of those people are sad sad douche bags that just don't realize how deep their douche baggery goes 19. What are you wearing right now? my sittin around the house gear, boxer briefs and a tank 20. When is the last time you had mom's home cookin'? Christmas... mom doesn't really cook 21. Do you like your parents? love them to death... well, my mom at least... dad's more issues to deal with and a completely different kind of situation 23. What state/country are you from? I was born in East LA 24. Do you ever wish you were gay/straight? Life would have been so much easier if I and one of my best friends were... but then again, pussy is so fucking awesome! 25. Tell us about the last conversation you had. Last one? Spoke with a dealer about what it was like to be one. Most at the place I was are new and still don't pile on that layer of bullshit that others who have been doing it for 5 years have. 26. Where do you see yourself in one month? still filling out crappy questionaires like this one 27. What is your favorite smell? ocean, woods, girls 28. Home Depot: pure evil or pure genius? good thing, but not of much use to me now 29. Do you consider yourself bi-polar? no, just fucked up 30. What is the time and the outside temperature at the moment? 12:25 pm and in the mid 70's
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